Winter Whimsocrat Gifts

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Giant Ice Skates

Balloon ski lift

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

"It's a bit derivative."

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"He gets like this every summer."

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

A Poem: With daylight's shift, winter doth come

Resolutions.

'Help!'

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates

"I see your past life."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

Seasons Greetings

'What makes you think winters are getting colder?'