Winter Whimsocrat T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rude Snowpeople

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Chivalrous Snowman

"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."

"We are looking for temps, but I'm afraid you're too temp for us."

Balloon ski lift

Giant Ice Skates

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"It's a bit derivative."

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

"He gets like this every summer."

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

Could somebody please scratch my back?

'I'm down 3 sizes."

"Instead of hibernating, he entertained himself this winter in his man cave."

Resolutions.

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

101 uses of a dead cat: ice skates

Seasons Greetings

'Help!'

"I see your past life."

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of hundreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."