Winter Humor Collector Pillows

Cold Callers!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

It's a bit derivative.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'