Winter Gardening Gifts

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Artificial flowers.

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

Snowprov

Snow flake

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Little help?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Good News about winter

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."