Winter Gardening T-Shirts

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Artificial flowers.

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'No ice.'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Little help?"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

'The kids were so sweet...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Inappropriate Snowmen

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.