Wino With A Penchant For Recycling Gifts

A wine enthusiast takes advantage of recycling system.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

But is it organic?

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Portfolio, 2011

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Toast'

Recycling bottle bank.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Rubbish and Everest

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

The birth of junk mail.

Wino Appreciation Group

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"My husband makes this wine."

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"