Wino With A Penchant For Recycling Gifts

A wine enthusiast takes advantage of recycling system.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

The Vineyard

But is it organic?

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Toast'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Portfolio, 2011

Recycling bottle bank.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Rubbish and Everest

The birth of junk mail.

Wino Appreciation Group

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"My husband makes this wine."

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.