Wine Wizardry Fans Gifts

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

The Vineyard

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

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'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"We REALLY do get better with age."

Portfolio, 2011

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Wine taster with mineral water

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Emma Watson

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"