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'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Wine taster with mineral water

Portfolio, 2011

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"