Window Wiping Wizard Gifts

'Please wash the windows and the ring out of the shower.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Housewife: Out of Order.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

The urban gardener.

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

Cleaning service on skates.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Alien window cleaner...

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Wild Window Washers

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"