Window Wiping Wizard Pillows

'Please wash the windows and the ring out of the shower.'

"I don't do windows."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Housewife: Out of Order.

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"On second thought Rex, I may just leaven them until spring."

Plane windscreen cleaner

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'The staff are calling for transparent management Miss Beamish and this is it.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Cleaning service on skates.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

''Wait till they've gone, then quietly clean the windows', I said - But you won't be told!'

The urban gardener.

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"I move for less transparency."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That sould keep you busy for the next decade.'

Alien window cleaner...

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Uh-oh! - That was the window cleaner. . ."

Wild Window Washers

"So this is the company ladder you told me you were at the top of!"

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"