Window Box Wizard Gifts

The urban gardener.

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"We only got six days of funding."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

Texturing the Walls

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The Move.

Tech support...can I help you!

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Dad's Workbench

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Camera not working."

Paving over the window-box

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Manual Labor.

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Woodwork

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

True Loves

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."