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The urban gardener.

'Good gosh, Charlie... You've planted poison ivy!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"We only got six days of funding."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Texturing the Walls

Targets.

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The Move.

Tech support...can I help you!

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Manual Labor.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Paving over the window-box

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"Camera not working."

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

Woodwork

True Loves

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."