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"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Customer Convention

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Mannequin's Rights!

'Our giant sale now on!'

Paving over the window-box

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"You get one every time you order something online."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

"I need nothing and I want everything."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

The urban gardener.

"The thing I love about this pandemic is that a lot of things are delivered to the house in large boxes..."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Painting leaves onto a window.

Box Tamer.

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

Christina's lockdown

'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'

"Back when I was a kid, they only cost a penny."

"If you fits, you sits!"

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.