Wimbledon Hopeful Gifts

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Jeff Beck.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Hollywood or bust!

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Welcome to Hollywood

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

Live the Dream!

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

Murray out of Wimbledon...

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"That's enough therapy. From here on out, I think I could do a hell of a lot more for both of us as your agent."

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

"Sure, if this was New York, I'd be your editor and you'd be the author - but this is L.A., so I'm your agent and you're the whatever."

Oscar Victory

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"