Will Witness Gifts

She's leaving me all her money.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bird Torture.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Thar she blows!'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Watching Sea Life.

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

'Pull...'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.