Will Witness Gifts

She's leaving me all her money.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Bird Torture.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Sperm Whale.

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

Polar bears

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Thar she blows!'

Watching Sea Life.

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

'Pull...'

'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'I win!'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'