Wild West Health Gifts

"They're spares."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

Unguided imagery

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Skate or die."

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

The Not So Wild West

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.