Western Recreation Gifts

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Holiday time.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"They're comfortable."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Marco ..."

Man fishing with large bait