Wild West Executive Gifts

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Nun Fight.

Dawing your Cellphone

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

Artists of the wild west.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

The Not So Wild West

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"