Wild West Health Mugs

"They're spares."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Unguided imagery

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Have you been waiting long?'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Skate or die."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

The Not So Wild West

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Pioneers of the ancient west

Card: Get Human Soon!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'