Wild West Mugs

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Y-y-yep."

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

Shootouts For Cowboys Who Don't Really Like Guns.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Gosh that was a nasty housing estate."

Four cowboys playing cards.

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

"Maybe we should tell colonel Custer about this."

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

"I don't think it's a posse- it looks more like a subcommitee."

'Lucky we got Clem to circle the wagons.'

Custard's Last Stand: 'Come to Papa!'

'We're gonna need to be a tad bit quicker the next time we circle the wagons, Joe...'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Quantrell's Guerillas and The Lawrence Massacre, Kansas

Compact parking space for pony at saloon.

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Rodeo

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

This cowboy life really sucks

Pioneers of the ancient west