Wild West Pillows

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

'They squared the wagons. Can they DO that?'

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"Y-y-yep."

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Gosh that was a nasty housing estate."

Four cowboys playing cards.

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"It was just another sleepy little town, until the stranger who would become known as 'The Brass nightmare' came to town."

"I don't think it's a posse- it looks more like a subcommitee."

Custard's Last Stand: 'Come to Papa!'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

'Have you been waiting long?'

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Lucky we got Clem to circle the wagons.'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

"Maybe we should tell colonel Custer about this."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'We're gonna need to be a tad bit quicker the next time we circle the wagons, Joe...'

"Your more successful brother is already here."

"Hold on, boys! Consumer trying to boost the local economy coming through!"

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

This cowboy life really sucks

Pioneers of the ancient west

Compact parking space for pony at saloon.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Buck Cheevers, daredevil of the wild west.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."