Wild West Adventures Pillows

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Cow duel.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon