Western Adventure Pillows

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'