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"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Buckled up for safety, Slim?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Artists of the wild west.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Cow duel.

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'