Wigged Out On Wigs Gifts

Edward Elgar.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Judge getting hair done.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Whale Pattern Balding

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

'Perfect.'

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

"I couldn't find my other wig."

Gracie places a wig in a glass case in case of emergency.

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

My Rug Hell

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'