Wigged Out On Wigs Gifts

Edward Elgar.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Judge getting hair done.

A Head-Dress in 1777

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

Whale Pattern Balding

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

'Perfect.'

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'If you must know, because my hairpiece blew away!'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

Man going into bowl hands toupee to umpire.

'I'll bet it's a wig.'

'Who ever says crime doesn't pay isn't a lawyer!'

'Hold it! Wrong wig!'

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

Gracie places a wig in a glass case in case of emergency.

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.