Wig Game Guru Gifts

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.