Wig Warriors Gifts

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Breaking Through

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Piggy bank...cash cow.