Wig Wonderers Gifts

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Judge getting hair done.

Trick or treat surprise.

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"Solar diet."

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

"Freudian Slip"

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

"The first winter is always the toughest."

S is for snow