Wig Wonderers Gifts

'I see they're having a wig sale down at Carpeteria.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

Judge getting hair done.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

A Head-Dress in 1777

Trick or treat surprise.

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"That wig makes you look 10 years sillier!"

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"Now be honest, does it make me look younger?"

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Freudian Slip"

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Well, if you must run your fingers through my hair.'

'It was his last wish.' (Dollar sign head stone.)

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

1784: Wigs are all the rage

'Here's the difference between sommelier school and the real world: I just got asked to recommend a vegan wine to pair with a bacon double cheeseburger.'

A Snowman about to have some Snowflakes breakfast cereal

"The first winter is always the toughest."

S is for snow

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."