Wig Game Guru Pillows

'First off I'd like to apologise, M'lud---I appear to have picked up my wife's wig instead of mine by mistake'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.