Whitewater Sports Gifts

Canoeing

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Bears going water skiing.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'