Whitewater Sports Pillows

Canoeing

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

Duck Hunt

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Swimming Prankster

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'