Whittlers Pillows

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Pasta

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Another nice wave.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

'Now I really am sick.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."