Whittlers T-Shirts

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Pasta

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Boy whistling at crackers.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'Another nice wave.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Whittlers Mother

Cat Lover's Leap.

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'