Whittler T-Shirts

'This was a natural progression from whittling actually.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Pasta

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Another nice wave.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Persian

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Flat Cap and whippet