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"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Brain storm

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Whittlers Mother

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"I'm not buying it."

Office Woman

Cow cartooning block.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

society of cartoonists...

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'