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"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Cow cartooning block.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Back to School

Samurai - Accountant.

Accountants around the campfire.

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Self-Portrait

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Writing

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'

The Cartoonist.