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'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Attorney: Busy, busy, busy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Brain storm

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'