Pencil Pusher Enthusiast Pillows

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Attorney: Busy, busy, busy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Biro Diversity

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Brain storm

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Je Suis Charlie

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"