Pencil Chewer Extraordinaire Pillows

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Cow cartooning block.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'I dunno Jim...Accounting just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

Back to School

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Accountants around the campfire.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

Samurai - Accountant.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Self-Portrait

Writing

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'