Pencil Whittler Pillows

"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Brain storm

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Cow cartooning block.

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I'm not buying it."

Office Woman

'Where's the spell checker on a pencil?'

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

'Cartoonist thinking'

Funky Facts:Schools.

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

society of cartoonists...

Accountants around the campfire.

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."