Pencil Whittlers Pillows

Accountants around the campfire.

"Yes, dear, I'm having a wonderful time! We're sitting around the campfire whittling our 2H #4 hard lead pencils!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Cow cartooning block.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"I'm not buying it."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Back to School

Small Business Loan of Pencils

The Chrysler Buildinger

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Self-Portrait

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

The Cartoonist.

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'

Eightysomething

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'