Pencil Whittlers Prints

Accountants around the campfire.

"Yes, dear, I'm having a wonderful time! We're sitting around the campfire whittling our 2H #4 hard lead pencils!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Whittlers Mother

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I'm not buying it."

Cow cartooning block.

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Back to School

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

"First impressions are important. Maybe you should sharpen yourself before the interview."

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Self-Portrait

Eightysomething

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"One day I was Mr. Write. Then, she wrote me off, and told me I was no longer #1 in her life, and that I was dull and pointless."

'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'