Gum Chewer Extraordinaire T-Shirts

"You'd think that manager's wife would order him not to chew with his mouth open!"

Bubble gum leaves

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Bubble gum kid

"Let me guess, you fell asleep chewing bubble gum again..."

'I hear they're really good.'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Well, if you don't smoke or drink, stop chewing gum!'

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

"I'm on the haywain."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

'All those in favor...'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

Is there life after digestion?

Bideo games are great but sometimes old fashioned bubble gum is better!

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Football coaches get up to mischief