Pet Whistler T-Shirts

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Hush puppy.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Projectile hairballing."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."