Pet Whistler Mugs

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Projectile hairballing."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Will eat your homework for $.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Will you be wanting this?'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'