Perpetual Whistler T-Shirts

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

Scarecrow Directions

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

'I'm 68 years old. I keep waiting to be an adult. How do you know when you're an adult.' 'When snow ceases to be fun!'

Computer talking - "Please stop whistling while I work."

"Your vacation is over, deal with it!"

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

'Clyde was a late bloomer.'

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

"Deep down I'm really shallow."

"It's not a good time for me at the moment, so I'm going to hang on and transform next year."

"I whistle while I work. Beats screaming."

'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.'

'I don't have any specific complaints -- could I just stand here and moan a little?'

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Manchild Crossing

The Sick Man of Europe

"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

"So where do you think your son has picked up being easily distracted?"