Whittling Enthusiast Pillows

Retirement: the turning point - 'The heck with the morning paper - I'm whittling.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Turn, turn and turn.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I love it when you spoon me.'

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

The Sculptor

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Whittlers Mother

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Origin of the 'spork'

Artisanal Pottery

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Accountants around the campfire.

Looking Daggers

Sculptor with falling rocks sign.

HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

Eightysomething

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Rodin's Block