Watery Workout Wonder Pillows

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

The synchronized shower event.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"

"I just gave you some water 20 minutes ago"

Black Cat Yoga

Aquarobics.

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

Toilet water

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

'Flower and water'

Clown Gardening

"Liquidity problems?" "Yes, you've limited my water supply!"

'Slight plumbing problem?'

'You're not gonna like this-all the plumbers are at their annual convention-in the Bahamas!!'

Thames Water bills rocket.

"Who turned the pressure up?"

"I'm sorry, sir, I can't inspect your water lines. I just read the meter."

"Water Al- six to eight glasses."

Concern #23 on Class 5 rapids: who's got the car keys.