Water Workout Warriors Pillows

Aquarobics.

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Can I still do my pilates?"

The Perfect Cannonball

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Wrong leadership.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Save the river.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"