Water Workout Warriors Pillows

Aquarobics.

'Has anyone noticed they're losing weight yet? Cause I know I haven't.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Wrong leadership.

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

Ski Surfing

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"