Whitewater Warrior Gifts

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Concern #23 on Class 5 rapids: who's got the car keys.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Whiskey wars

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Save the river.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.